One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
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let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on
thats a horrible idea
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I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
Starting July 1st smoking devices are now illegal in Florida. Anyone found in possession of a pipe two times (even if it has never been used) becomes a third degree felon.
If they made it a misdemeanour instead, i would understand, even if i would still strongly disagree with, but come on, felon for the mere possession of something? Outrageous
Of all the pictures of bongs that probably exist on the internet, why the one with a pizza box? …but uh yeah das pretty fucking ridiculous. Dumb legislation being passed in Florida is not exactly a shocker, but it’s still unfortunate.
unnecessary digression: Once, when talking about the legal difficulties resulting from Wikipedia’s servers being located in Florida, site founder Jimbo Wales was asked about the legal status of nudity within the state. His response: “I’m pretty sure it’s mandatory.”
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